February 2012
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Everyone should stop what they’re doing and pay attention to me
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Ugh I’m finally home
Finally
So at an overnight school trip that I'm on
Friend of friend: So across the hall there's a swim team from another school
: and I nearly asked them
: what kind of strokes they did
“Schrödinger modus. One box. 50% chance to pull out the item you want. 50% chance...”
– Jubeii on reddit
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Sometimes I kinda wonder what would happen if I went missing.
Like, would my friends send out one of those annoying signal boost posts about my disappearance?
I mean I hate hate hate those things
But if they just sort of didn’t even mention it on tumblr, I guess I might feel a tad miffed
How weird is that
¡El Jefe!: its all part of my quest to become a shaman. one must truely master modern everyday life before seeking to confront the challenge that is becoming one with nature, and ultimately................................................
¡El Jefe!: .............................
¡El Jefe!: ................................................
¡El Jefe!: ...
¡El Jefe!: THE UNIVERSE
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don't wake up: caddyl: i dunno guys, something... →
caddyl:
i dunno guys, something ain’t right with janey here! the way she’s talking is pretty suspicious.
she’s using eights, for starters:
GG: Ahahahah! GG: Yeaaaaaaaah
and the way she’s talking in general just seems pretty dang familiar??
GG: Screw it! GG: Ask him out. GG: Just kill the suspense already.
Suspicioussssssss
*30 years from now*
My Daughter: Mom, what did you do in your free time when you were my age?
Me: *don't say homestuck*
Me: *don't say wrote flamboyant homosexual fanfiction"
Me: *don't say stayed up until 3 in the morning sitting on tumblr"
Me: *don't say you dreamed about having sexual relations with fictional characters*
Me: *DON'T. SAY. YAOI.*
Me: *WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T SAY YAOI*
Me: ....
Me: go to your room
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What if
what if in a stroke of genius, Roxy actually set up Dirk and Jane to go after Jake so that later Jane can come running to her bffsy for comfort
comfort
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myniggerjesus:
lmfao more like lmfao ur music sucks
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You know what
Everything is going to be ok
It’ll still be an adventure
This will be fine
Because I am flexible goddammit, I will fucking roll with these punches
I will be fine
I will be fine
miss-zuipper-pips:
roxysfloorbutt:
...
home fox, how lovely: clarri: actual... →
clarri:
actual ableism:
someone being denied a job because of their mental health status
an autistic person being denied a life-saving surgery because they’re autistic
not ableism:
someone using the word ‘derp’ while making a silly face
calling someone a ‘fucktard’
calling someone…
My little tidbit: Don’t say you have Aspergers unless you’ve been properly diagnosed...
johnegbertscreepyuncle:
jane/jake wouldn’t have worked in this sense anyway, they’re ectosiblings and incest hasn’t been a thing that has ever happened or has even been hinted at happening in homestuck so
wooooo jakedirk I’m happy about this yes just
jane is pissing me off but jake is pissing me off even more
how fucking thickheaded can you get holy hell
Wait you’re right!!! Which...
winged-cyborg:
what if dirk contacts jake
and like the exact same convo happens almost word for word
dirk clams up and he’s like woah man no i’m not gay for you
and jake’s all like thats spiffing! im sorry for being a total tit and thinking you fancied me
and dirk just slowly sinks down into his chair and hopes to die
I am so afraid that will happen I am actually really worried My babies
spooksie:
i just thought of a really sad davesprite headcanon
crows only live about 7 to 8 years
Nooooo You fool why did you allow me to know that
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A day in the life
Lobster Face: what if
until i overcome my genitalia related tsuns
i just shop this on top of where it should be
http: //media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpy62EK5K1qi82i8.jpg
¡El Jefe!: goddammit scotti
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Candle Cove - Ichor Falls →
lying bitch
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