March 2012
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Mar 1st
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The Great Fandom War
theairshipofmindcannon: discoveringhomestuck: This is beautiful  I applaud you sir shubbabang: http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054 I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys Sometimes I feel sorry for normal people, but not really.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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A day in the life
¡El Jefe!: This message has been removed.
¡El Jefe!: skype why wont
¡El Jefe!: you send
¡El Jefe!: my messages
¡El Jefe!: you dumb hoe
¡El Jefe!: what is happening
¡El Jefe!: what are you doing
¡El Jefe!: stop
¡El Jefe!: omfg skype you bitch
¡El Jefe!: stop acting like i dont have a connection
¡El Jefe!: because i DO
¡El Jefe!: i am surfing the interbutts with it as we speak, you whore
¡El Jefe!: don't LIE TO ME
¡El Jefe!: SEND THE FUCKING MESSAGES, SKYPE
¡El Jefe!: why are you doing this to me?
¡El Jefe!: ¡El Jefe! sobs
¡El Jefe!: wait, did it send???
Lobster Face: oh hey
Lobster Face: yes
¡El Jefe!: hi there
Lobster Face: hi
Mar 1st
February 2012
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Check out this amazing sentence I just wrote for...
On man’s relationship with nature (the works mentioned are on the subject, one about Chriss McCandless and the other about a tribe in India): The human subjects found in both works have a spiritual connection to the terrain not found in today’s society. In essence, it is not simply that they have an ability to “stop and smell the roses”, but rather that they live through rose-tinted glasses....
Feb 29th
Listenpalliraka: rippledwaters: 8 Year old girl...
Feb 29th
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blackmormon: i dont like salami gormez because she reminds me of a brick and shes dating justin beiber and thats not fair
Feb 29th
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beanbun: omfg we were learning about types of leaders in sociology and this one guy was trying to argue that hitler was a really good leader and had good ideas That’s the kinda stuff you only see in sitcoms
Feb 29th
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How do I make this Lolita dress I want to make How do I It’s really cute Really cute I’ve never made clothes before Obv
Feb 29th
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If I made a porn site it would cater to comedians and bjs And it would be called Gag Reel
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Feb 28th
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equiuszahhak: suicine is my favourite legendary dog Is this Davin?
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
scevity: cuppacats: meow meow i’m bored Will someone please??
Feb 28th
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This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza?!
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Mort: HO
Mort: W
Lentil: SWEEEEEEEET
Mort: DO
Mort: U
Lentil: SWEEEEEEEt
Mort: KNO
Mort: THIS
Lentil: VICTORY
Lentil: YEAH
Lentil: ITS OURS
Lentil: FOR THE TAKING
Lentil: ITS OURS FOR THE FIGHT
Lentil: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Lentil: SWEEEET SWEEEEET VICTORY
Lentil: YEAHA
Mort: to join the black parade
Lentil: AND THE ONE WHOS LAST TO FAL oh my god
Feb 27th
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trillazznigga: im sorry but i always cry over spilt milk thats how important it is to me What about lukewarm?
Feb 27th
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chicksdigthephoenix: 69ingchipmunks: silver no don’t hit your pokemon silver no they’re your friends
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
Everyone should stop what they’re doing and pay attention to me
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
Ugh I’m finally home Finally
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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So at an overnight school trip that I'm on
Friend of friend: So across the hall there's a swim team from another school
: and I nearly asked them
: what kind of strokes they did
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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“Schrödinger modus. One box. 50% chance to pull out the item you want. 50% chance...”
– Jubeii on reddit
Feb 24th
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Sometimes I kinda wonder what would happen if I went missing. Like, would my friends send out one of those annoying signal boost posts about my disappearance? I mean I hate hate hate those things But if they just sort of didn’t even mention it on tumblr, I guess I might feel a tad miffed How weird is that
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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¡El Jefe!: its all part of my quest to become a shaman. one must truely master modern everyday life before seeking to confront the challenge that is becoming one with nature, and ultimately................................................
¡El Jefe!: .............................
¡El Jefe!: ................................................
¡El Jefe!: ...
¡El Jefe!: THE UNIVERSE
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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