March 2012
263 posts
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The Great Fandom War
theairshipofmindcannon:
discoveringhomestuck:
This is beautiful
I applaud you sir
shubbabang:
http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys
Sometimes I feel sorry for normal people, but not really.
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A day in the life
¡El Jefe!: This message has been removed.
¡El Jefe!: skype why wont
¡El Jefe!: you send
¡El Jefe!: my messages
¡El Jefe!: you dumb hoe
¡El Jefe!: what is happening
¡El Jefe!: what are you doing
¡El Jefe!: stop
¡El Jefe!: omfg skype you bitch
¡El Jefe!: stop acting like i dont have a connection
¡El Jefe!: because i DO
¡El Jefe!: i am surfing the interbutts with it as we speak, you whore
¡El Jefe!: don't LIE TO ME
¡El Jefe!: SEND THE FUCKING MESSAGES, SKYPE
¡El Jefe!: why are you doing this to me?
¡El Jefe!: ¡El Jefe! sobs
¡El Jefe!: wait, did it send???
Lobster Face: oh hey
Lobster Face: yes
¡El Jefe!: hi there
Lobster Face: hi
February 2012
203 posts
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Check out this amazing sentence I just wrote for...
On man’s relationship with nature (the works mentioned are on the subject, one about Chriss McCandless and the other about a tribe in India): The human subjects found in both works have a spiritual connection to the terrain not found in today’s society. In essence, it is not simply that they have an ability to “stop and smell the roses”, but rather that they live through rose-tinted glasses....
blackmormon:
i dont like salami gormez because she reminds me of a brick and shes dating justin beiber and thats not fair
beanbun:
omfg we were learning about types of leaders in sociology and this one guy was trying to argue that hitler was a really good leader and had good ideas
That’s the kinda stuff you only see in sitcoms
How do I make this Lolita dress I want to make
How do I
It’s really cute
Really cute
I’ve never made clothes before
Obv
If I made a porn site it would cater to comedians and bjs
And it would be called
Gag Reel
equiuszahhak:
suicine is my favourite legendary dog
Is this Davin?
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Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
scevity:
cuppacats:
meow meow i’m bored
Will someone please??
This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza?!
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Mort: HO
Mort: W
Lentil: SWEEEEEEEET
Mort: DO
Mort: U
Lentil: SWEEEEEEEt
Mort: KNO
Mort: THIS
Lentil: VICTORY
Lentil: YEAH
Lentil: ITS OURS
Lentil: FOR THE TAKING
Lentil: ITS OURS FOR THE FIGHT
Lentil: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Lentil: SWEEEET SWEEEEET VICTORY
Lentil: YEAHA
Mort: to join the black parade
Lentil: AND THE ONE WHOS LAST TO FAL oh my god
trillazznigga:
im sorry but i always cry over spilt milk thats how important it is to me
What about lukewarm?
chicksdigthephoenix:
69ingchipmunks:
silver no don’t hit your pokemon
silver no they’re your friends
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Everyone should stop what they’re doing and pay attention to me
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Ugh I’m finally home
Finally
So at an overnight school trip that I'm on
Friend of friend: So across the hall there's a swim team from another school
: and I nearly asked them
: what kind of strokes they did
Schrödinger modus. One box. 50% chance to pull out the item you want. 50% chance...
– Jubeii on reddit
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Sometimes I kinda wonder what would happen if I went missing.
Like, would my friends send out one of those annoying signal boost posts about my disappearance?
I mean I hate hate hate those things
But if they just sort of didn’t even mention it on tumblr, I guess I might feel a tad miffed
How weird is that
¡El Jefe!: its all part of my quest to become a shaman. one must truely master modern everyday life before seeking to confront the challenge that is becoming one with nature, and ultimately................................................
¡El Jefe!: .............................
¡El Jefe!: ................................................
¡El Jefe!: ...
¡El Jefe!: THE UNIVERSE
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